(1) L'shana tova! In Jewish New Year news, George Zimmerman's wife is filing for divorce. Yeah, I'm shocked too ... I mean, who didn't see that coming a mile away?
(2) Blood drawn: check. Haircut: check. Still eating nutritional meals: check. Watching NFL Sunday Night Football on a Thursday night: check.
(3) OK, WTF was that runaway train that ran down the Detroit Tigers' pitching last night in Boston? The Red Sox put up 20 goddamn runs? Hit eight homers? Damn ... that was a massacre.
(4) But hey, it only counts as one game ... and to be honest, it's better than losing by one run in the bottom of the ninth inning. I think.
(5) To continue my currently-free SiriusXM subscription when the three-month trial period runs out or not? That is the question ... well, one of many questions ...
Weird News of the Day
From Houston Press: "ChristianSwingers.com Lets You Get Freaky for Jesus" - Christian Swingers. Perfect for those Christians that want to break commandments, but not all of the commandments. Either that, or it has to do with playground equipment. Sure glad there's no "Jewish Swingers" webpage ... or is there?
Stupid News of the Day
From Gawker: "TSA: 'Pay $85 to skip our security checks and get back your dignity'" - In other news, you can now pay to get your dignity restored.
Florida News of the Day
From WTSP: "Seven men arrested for exposing themselves at Caspersen Beach Park" - Flash mob!
Video of the Day
It's a USB flash drive! No, it's a lighter! No, it's a Japanese television ad!
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