Friday, December 23, 1988

The New Kid In Town

Let's begin with a memory.

Almost six years ago - a February afternoon in Mt. Pleasant - I became part of a sports conspiracy.

It involved a basketball game, the Central Michigan University police department and some toilet paper.

The CMU basketball team was, at the time, not among the squads most likely to be invited to the NCAA tournament. During the 70s, the Chippewa home court - Rose Arena - was known as the "Snake Pit," a place opposing teams dreaded to visit, because of the intensity and quality of CMU.

But hard times had come across the Snake Pit by 1983. "Bad" cannot begin to describe the way the Chippewas tried to play the game. Attendance at the home games was rather sparse. Rose was barely filling 1,000 of the 6,000 available seats.

We, the concerned students, were determined to bring some life back to the ailing Chips.

So a plan was devised. Perhaps the greatest plan ever formulated for showing team spirit. When the first Central basket fall, we would throw toilet paper from the stands.

What better way to get the crowd and team fired up?

Central was playing Kent State that fateful day. As soon as Central scored its first basket, the court became an instant sea of white. We threw something like 400 roles of the stuff. It was, indeed, an impressive sight.

Unfortunately, the police were watching.

Guess who got kicked out of the game for "inciting a riot"?

Memories and sports go together - always have, always will.

The players are not the only people affected by the event. They are the centerpiece, the actors on stage, performing for all to see and critique.

Just as with dramatic performances, there are critics. In the sports world, they are known as fans. Every mover every moment of a game is scrutinized and diagnosed. Favor or dissatisfaction can be felt as the game progresses.

Then there's me. I'm the person who tries to be as objective as possible in reporting the event.

One of the stereotypes of the sports genre is the concept of the "big game." There are winners and losers (and a lot of ties in hockey). My job is to bring these challenges, heartbreaks and thrills to you, as openly and honestly as possible.

That's what this job is all about. Challenges.

Starting a new job is a challenge, too.

Reaching out to a new audience can test your nerves, your sense of security.

I don't know you. But I know sports. And so do you.

With the world of sports becoming even more encompassing, we already have quite a bit in common.

I know you have questions. Let me try to answer some.

What can you expect from me? I'll be talking to the players and coaches, to bring you the stories which affect you.

But I'll be adding my own thoughts and opinions in columns such as this. It's my chance to give you a different perspective of sports. I'll take a look at the emotions and feelings which control or decide the games, and try to put them in a different light.

I'll touch base with the people behind the scene. After all, sports - no matter what level of play - involves much more than merely stats and scores. There's game plans, strategy and other factors to be dealt with.

I'll try to be honest. This is the major theme in writing. And sports.

Now, then ... what do I expect from you?

Only one thing: to read.

The stories I write cover Marshall and the surrounding communities.

The columns I write may be about a topic you find fascinating or depressing. I will bring my own experiences and opinions to these columns.

Whether you agree with what I write - or, indeed, how I write - is beside the point.

What is important is taking the time to read what I write. For it will be about games, matches and meets affecting people you know.

Memories. Sports is filled with them.

Let's have some good ones.

This article originally appeared in The Marshall Chronicle.

Monday, December 12, 1988

People Should Appreciate Their Parents

The holidays are a time for families to get together and share memories of the year gone by. Often, it seems the year was much too short; time passed us by.

The holiday season is also a time for hope. A new year approaches. Perhaps this year, time won't be so quick to escape our grasp.

Time.

There's never enough time.

This column is dedicated to a man named Leonard. A man who used time to the best of his ability. A man who shared time with his family, friends and profession. He often appeared to stretch his talents, yet had time to participate in everything he believed in.

For Leonard, there was never enough time to do everything he wanted to do.

Time ran out too soon.

Leonard was a wealth of knowledge to anyone who took the time to know him, both up-close and from a distance. Even those people who hardly knew him were aware of his accomplishments in the medical field.

He earned a degree in osteopathic medicine in 1966, and operated a private medical practice for over 20 years. He was on the executive board of a Detroit-area hospital. Leonard was also chosen to be president of the Oakland County Osteopathic Association.

He didn't brag about his accomplishments. Even some of his closest colleagues were unaware of Leonard's pre-medical career.

Prior to becoming a physician, Leonard had been a civil engineer for the Wayne County Road Commission. He quit this job to attend medical school because he wasn't happy with what he was doing with his life.

We students are often told our careers should be something we enjoy. Not many people would have the courage to quit a profession - no matter what the pay - to return to school for the sake of starting over.

Leonard did.

He was a political man, too - not a rebel or activist, but someone who believed in what was morally right. He was open and honest with his feelings.

During the Vietnam era, he accompanied the American flag with a peace-sign flag, because he felt the war was wrong.

In January 1973, he went to Washington as part of a mass protest against the war. Held the same day as President Nixon's re-inauguration, it stemmed from the famous "Christmas bombings" over Cambodia.

He also read countless articles and books on political hotbeds such as the Middle East, Nicaragua, Argentina, Chile, Haiti and The Philippines.

Leonard was a man who cared about life. As a physician, he tried to assist those who needed his help.
He was so conscious of cancer-causing products, he refused to use pesticides on his lawn, theorizing the chemicals would get into the water supply.

When it came to his family, Leonard was there for love, comfort and support. He tried to guide his children with his knowledge to the best of his abilities. To open his children's minds to new vistas, new opportunities. To not suffer from tunnel-vision when looking at the future.

To guide and teach.

Leonard tried to use his time wisely. But time caught up to him this past August.

Four months ago today.

He was a good man. An honest man.

As I prepare to graduate, I hope to pass to you some of the knowledge, love and trust Leonard gave me.

Time.

Use your time wisely, for time is precious.

Take time with your families this holiday season. Tell them how much you care for them. How much you love them. Because you never know when your first holiday without a father will come up.

Leonard H. Gaba.

Happy holidays, dad. I love you.

This article originally appeared in Central Michigan Life.

Friday, December 2, 1988

Jolly Old St. Nick Has Had A Shady Past

He starred in such holiday specials as The Year Without a Santa Claus and Santa Claus is Coming to Town. In Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer, he played a supporting role.

Santa Claus didn't do too badly for a guy who never took acting lessons.

The notion of Santa being a "cool" dude is disputable. Adults brought up children to believe he was "above the law."

They pointed out his mode of world travel. Look at the perks he obtained from the FAA.

His own flight crew. Unrestricted use of air space. A lot of frequent flyer points. Unlimited travel time. And he began flying before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane.

Then there was his wardrobe.

Did you ever notice his attire? His belt and boots are black patent-leather. Certainly not affordable on his salary.

His red velvet jacket, featured only in the finest men's stores.

Maybe he charged it all on his credit cards.

But Santa's image has been tarnished because of recent discoveries about his past. Santa got away with corrupt activities.

Look at the record:

  • Trespassing. Breaking and Entering. He would enter houses illegally (under cover of darkness), drink milk, eat cookies, ransack the place, and leave a secret clue under the tree.Not a very nice thing to do.
  • Cruelty to Animals. How can anyone explain his forcing eight or nine (depending on the fog level) innocent reindeer to pull a heavy sleigh for 24 hours straight? The only place they could stop and eat overnight was at a Denny's, and there are some areas (hint! hint!) without said restaurant.As incredible as it may seem, the animal rights activists have yet to chastise Mr. Claus for his use of animal labor.
  • Illegal Drug and Narcotic Use. Obviously, the Reagan "Just Say No" policy doesn't work on the guy. Claus and Manuel Noriega must be dealing something together; this explains how the reindeer fly.Magic dust.
  • Tax Evasion. He hasn't even filed a 1040 tax form in the past 500 years. He refuses to acknowledge earning any money.I'm sure he's worried about prosecution, too. With "Club Marcos" heading to New York for similar charges, Santa Claus had better contact a good lawyer.
Yes, Mr. Claus is in pretty deep doo-doo. The word is he's trying to improve his public image. You see, while out on the street these days, he's collecting funds for needy charitable organizations.

But, given his past record, there are some suspicions.

The most prominent theory about Claus is he's skimming funds from the pot and transferring these monies illegally into his own pocket.

Even worse, it's not just him. The Santa Mafia, so it's labeled, is begging for spare nickels, dimes, quarters - even dollar bills.

Last weekend, five of the Santas were arrested and lined up in a Detroit police station. They had been soliciting in front of the same dime store. In order to rack in more money from unsuspecting citizens, the Santas all claimed to be of different ethnic origin. Among those arrested:

Mohammed Claus. The money was to be wired to Iran to purchase "G.I. Joe" weapons, an authentic replica of the Ollie North paper shredder and a box filled with copies of the "1989 Fawn Hall Pin-Up Calendar."

Stalin Claus. Representing the "Communists for a Decent Society" organization, the money was to be used for electing Gus Hall to the presidency.

Santi Clausi. Supposedly the "Number 2" man under Santa, he was using slush funds to purchase bottles of champagne for minors attending Central Michigan University. The champagne was to be used at New Year's Eve parties.

Panda Claus. The goal of this man was to saturate the entire American zoo population with giant pandas, thereby gaining power and clout with panda breeders.

Satan Claus. The fifth - some say, most evil - of the gang, his name comes from transposing letters in the name Santa. He wanted to remove Bloom County from the newspaper and replace the strip with old copies of Prince Valiant.

All were released on $10,000 bond.

So, enjoy your holiday shopping. Try to keep it within your budget. And watch out for False Santas. And the real one.

It's the holiday season, and he's back with a vengeance.

This article originally appeared in Central Michigan Life.