Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Legislate Masturbation Before Sex

The Fine Five - August 7, 2013

(1) Had a great dinner get-together at Olive Garden with fellow Palm Beach Catholic Forensic League officers Kristie Taylor, Traci Lowe, Dale McCall and Mierka Drucker (and Mierka's two kids). Very productive discussion about coach-related topics for next week's league coaches meeting, as well as catching up on our summer activities.

(2) Was given more than a dozen plaques and wall hangings by Dale for the Wellington Debate classroom from her days as a coach at both Wellington and Twin Lakes high schools. Most, if not all, should make their way onto the new classroom wall tomorrow.

(3) Stocked the debate room with 24 cases of Pepsi products (mostly variations of Mountain Dew), which means a jump on fundraising for the debate program.

(4) Finalized both the 2013-14 Wellington Debate paperwork packet and the 2013-14 Wellington Debate Congressional Debate manual ... and printed 75 copies of each. Nothing like hitting the ground running 10 days before classes begin!

(5) Happy with the number of steps I took today (more than 10k! - see below), even without hitting the mall for my daily walk. (Yeah, I needed to take a day off from the routine.)

Foodercize

WEIGHT: 238
STEPS TAKEN: 10,436
MILES WALKED: 4.79
CALORIES CONSUMED: 1,855
DAILY CALORIE GOAL: 2,762 (1,890 + 872 earned through exercise)

Stupid News of the Day

From Canoe via Reuters: "Utah beauty queen Kendra Gill accused of throwing homemade bombs" - pageant spokesperson says she is "hopeful this will just blow over and we'll consider it an unfortunate event." Boy, if I had a nickle for every unfortunate event in my life ...

Weird News of the Day

From Burnt Orange Report: "Sen. Eddie Lucio Files Bill Requiring Texas Men To Take Three-Hour Masturbation Course Before Sex" - at least this proposed legislation in Texas isn't targeted at the vagina ... no, really, it isn't!

Hopeful News of the Day

From Global Geopolitics: "Israeli gas group in talks on pipelines to Turkey, Jordan, Egypt" - hooray for Middle East partnerships!

Video of the Day

From the 1984 movie Splash, starring Tom Hanks, Daryl Hannah, John Candy and Eugene Levy: "I don't understand. All my life I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's... she's a fish."

Mermaid Swimming Academy Offers Classes for... by GeoBeats

Bonus Video of the Day

The newest rap video by The Manning Brothers. F.O.Y.P. is pure gold (uh-huh, yeah!)

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