THE FINE FIVE:
(1) Cecil the Lion was shot with an arrow, tracked for up to 40 hours, and then shot and killed with a rifle. I hope Walter Palmer - the poacher, because I refuse to call him a hunter - who shot and killed Cecil suffers a long, painful, horrible life. Even better, I hope the Minnesota dentist who poached the lion for $55k is extradited to Zimbabwe and spends some time in jail there. And by "some" I mean " the rest of his life."
(3) Here is a video of Cecil:
(4) There's only been one man named Cecil ever to lace up the spikes for the Detroit Lions - Cecil Souders, who played end for the Pontiac Pussycats before they even played in Pontiac. The Ohio State product was with Detroit from 1947-49.
(5) Chris Christie, apparently forgetting that entire "state's rights" thing in the U.S. Constitution, says if he is elected president, he will enforce federal laws. So you can kiss his chances good bye, because they're up in smoke.
CAMPAIGN 2016 NEWS OF THE DAY:
From CNN: "Sarah Palin serving in a Trump administration? 'I'd love that,' he says" - She's special, so special. Sounds like a pretender to me.
FACEPALM NEWS OF THE DAY:
From 24/7 Wall Street: "Customer Service Hall of Shame" - Can you guess all of the Top 10? In order? The worst? And does it even matter?
FLORIDA NEWS OF THE DAY:
From WFTS: "Video: Man joyrides through Hernando jail lawn" - Cops like donuts. Mmmmmm, donuts.
WEIRD NEWS OF THE DAY:
From CBS Detroit: "Naked Man Arrested At Grocery Store Meat Counter" - But was his salami Kosher?
SPORTS NEWS OF THE DAY:
From Indy Star: "Destroyed cell phone dooms Tom Brady's DeflateGate appeal" - He learned from Lindsey Graham. No word on whether Donald Trump called him out.
VIDEO OF THE DAY:
Wanna feel old, peeps?
MUSIC VIDEO OF THE DAY:
OK Go, "The Writing's On The Wall"
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